Yo.com has created a site that allows people to communicate with one another using the term "yo". Since such a singular reduction of human thought and expression will be rarely witnessed in my lifetime, I would like to suggest single-utterance alternate sites that might allow for a slower pace of communication degeneration.
Bro.com (for fraternities)
Dude.com (for surfers)
Word.com (for the hopelessly outdated)
Fail.com (for defeatists)
Why.com (for existentialists)
Heychum.com (for the older set that doesn't understand the single word concept, but are still trying to be cool)
Please.com (for the frustrated)
Ouch.com (for the injured)
Whoa.com (for equestrians)
Quiet.com (for the guy in the downstairs apartment trying to sleep while a loud party is going on upstairs)
Fire.com (for the theater-going anarchist)
Scram.com (for loners)
Zzzzz.com (for heavy sleepers)
